- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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