- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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