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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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