Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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