- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Emily Walker.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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