- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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