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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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