whats gay and american? a gay american

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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