Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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hey guys im gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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haha

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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