Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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