- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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