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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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