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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Steve Jobs is alive.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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