- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I don't believe in giraffes.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A baby seal walks into a club.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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