- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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