- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A blonde dies Lololol

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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