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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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