- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Potassium? K.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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