- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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