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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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