What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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