I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

why dont they make black forks

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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