whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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