- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

I have a horse.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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