- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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