Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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feminine literature

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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