Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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