jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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