Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

black people

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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