Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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