- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

knock knock who's there ?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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