In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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