- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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