- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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