- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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