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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

i have yougurt mit traktor

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

you see theres this guy.

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