- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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