- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Urban ghettos

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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