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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What comes after Friday? A ?.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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