- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Chris is hairy

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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