What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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a man was shot.... he died

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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