- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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