In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Anti Joke

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