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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do I hate? people

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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