- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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