What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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good looking women

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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