Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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star wars kid

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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