what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Double-whammy

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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