A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What's up? Your time.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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