- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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