- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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