Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

asians have slitted eyes lol

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Tilt your screen back .

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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