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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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