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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

class is canceled. My professor died.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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