A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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