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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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