- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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