What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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