why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Knock Knock No solicitors

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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