- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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