What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Women's Rights.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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