a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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