If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A miserable man committed suicide.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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