Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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