Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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