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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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kk

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