Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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