- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Get on the boat.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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