whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Rylan Clark

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