a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Adam Chebali is awesome

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

David Cameron

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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