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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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