- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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