We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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kieran is a homosexual

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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