What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

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