- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's 2+2? Fish

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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