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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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