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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

a black man walks out of popeyes

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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