I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Neil is a reterd.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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im telling maguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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