- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

The child was fired from his job.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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