Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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