Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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