- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??