How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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women's rights

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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