- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Emily Walker.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Get up Look in the mirror

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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