Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Good job, son.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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