Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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