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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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