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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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