- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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