Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

XD Jackass.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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