Beka has AIDS

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what are you mike bibby?

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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I'm homeless.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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