There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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