Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A fat guy!

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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