- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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