roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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