a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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That is so fetch

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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