Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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