- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Yellow People !!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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