why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

angelo snyder is not ga

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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