- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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