- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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