Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Granny porn!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops