- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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