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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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