- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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