What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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