What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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