hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

kennah campion... being nice

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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