- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Dane Cook makes a joke.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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