What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

hey hey apple

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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