Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Double-whammy

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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