- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A boy with red hair is happy.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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