How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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