- Anti Joke

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.