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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

13 =B you just learned something

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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