whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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