- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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