I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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I? Everett

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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