- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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