- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

your mom.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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