- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Women's rights.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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