Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Stop me if you heard this one before.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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