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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.