roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Sarah Palin.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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