what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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