What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

kieran is a homosexual

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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