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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Badabing.

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