What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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How do you end a sentence

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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