- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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