What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Obama lin Baden.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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