Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Turkeys are obese

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

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