Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Poop

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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