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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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