- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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