- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

An orphan falls off a cliff.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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