- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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