Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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