What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

knock knock come in !

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Women's professional sports

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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