- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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