- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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