What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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