A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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