Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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