whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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