i'm hard

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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