What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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