What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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