a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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i like turtles

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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first

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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