- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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