- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock Knock Come in

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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