I like school Said no one ever.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

hi penis ham telephone

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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