- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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