- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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