- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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