- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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