- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Yellow People !!

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Emily Walker.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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