Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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