- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Men's rights

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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