Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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