- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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