- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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