- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Guess what? I like trains.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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