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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's the difference between a duck?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what do you call a black chef glendon

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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