A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Anti Joke

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