I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Knock knock Go away

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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I <3 Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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