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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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