How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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