- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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