What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Gay republicans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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