- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Once upon a time a was born

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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