- Anti Joke

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.