- Anti Joke

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.