- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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