Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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