A baby seal walks into a club.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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