- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Connor is homosexuaI

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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