Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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