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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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