What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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