What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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